So You are Going Bald!

Academic, uplifting, and totally hilarious, this rollicking “bald memoir” is a one-stop information to appreciating life as you lose your hair, and provides courting, grooming, marriage, intercourse, and even toupee recommendation for bald males and the individuals who declare to like them.

Humorist and comedy tv author Julius Sharpe awakened on 9/11 to his personal private catastrophe: his hair was falling out. So You’re Going Bald is his hilarious odyssey—a story crammed with despair, horror, acceptance, and humor that everybody can relate to, whether or not you’re nineteen or approaching ninety—or are merely bald-curious.

As Julius tells it, going bald is for-real traumatic. Shedding his hair preoccupied his days and saved him up Googling each evening for 5 straight years. He suffered in non-public, however now he’s making it his mission that no cue ball will reside alone with the agony of hair loss ever once more. Sharpe examines what it means to be hairless up high, and walks you thru how to have a look at your self within the mirror and never need to die. He outlines the three phases of baldness (anger, extra anger, much more anger), and volunteers himself as a guinea pig, testing laser helmets, plugs, and toupees. So You’re Going Bald is one-part powerful love and one-part inspiration . . . the identical approach that Fran Drescher’s Most cancers Schmancer impressed a treatment for schmancer.

Everyone knows somebody who’s bald, or going bald, or bought their hair reduce approach too brief. In So You’re Going Bald, Sharper gives an emotional roadmap for residing life within the bald lane, giving voice to what it feels prefer to know that “grass doesn’t develop on a busy road.”