Ornamental Gourd Season Guide

A passionate and profane love letter to fall, one of the best fucking season of the 12 months.

Are you someone who gets giddy at the first cool breeze of the year? Does your heart skip a beat at the sight of vibrant red leaves? And do you go absolutely wild at the thought of visiting a pumpkin patch during gourd season, you ornamental gourd motherfuckers?

Get ready for the uproariously funny online hit, Ornamental Gourd Season, Motherfuckers! This viral sensation now boasts a stunning display of perfectly matched images and autumnal delights that truly shine. From fragrant candles to charming wicker baskets, endless motherfucking gourds, and the pure excitement of fall enthusiasts losing their minds – it's an experience you don't want to miss!

Also featured is the transformative meditation - It's Ornamental Gourd Season, Motherfuckers - because all wonderful things must come to an end.

Give it to everybody you like, or put it in your fucking espresso desk subsequent to a pile of shellacked greens to essentially tie the room collectively.

Good for: For anybody who fucking loves fall, and followers of
McSweeney’s, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Ideas, the Onion, and the
New Yorker.