Gnometastic Double Chook Garden Gnome Statue - 8.45 Inches - Indoor/Outdoor Ornament

Product Description

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“The ORIGINAL”

Indoors / Outdoor
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Climate Resistant
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Trigger Envy from Everybody
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Relaxed & Completely satisfied
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DEFINITELY NOT
Relies upon
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NOT TODAY
Actually ANGRY
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Not Him
DEFINITELY
Normally
Solely When His Nap is Disturbed
EXTREMELY
Private Motto
“It is 5pm Someplace”
“It is All Good!”
“F*#@Ok This”
“F@*!Ok THAT
“Thank You for My Social Gnome Safety”
“F*@Ok You”

“The Unique” Double Chook Gnome by Gnometastic! Indoor / Out of doors Naughty Backyard Gnome Statue for Garden, Desk or Residence Decor
Indignant Dude: He is not simply mad, this little man is giving each center fingers to simply about every thing that pisses him off – the cat subsequent door, irritating neighbors, pesky backyard fairies, small yapping canines and the silly squirrels!
Superior Ornament: Hilarious addition to your backyard, porch, yard, dwelling or workplace or anyplace you suppose is acceptable! | Makes a humorous gag present thought for women and men, nearly anybody with a humorousness will snicker at this odd little gnome!
Dimensions: Stands 8.45″ inches Tall x 4.5″ inches Extensive | Gnome figurine weighs 1 lb | Produced from Poly Resin and climate resistant
Security Examined: Licensed Lead Free Paint. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome sculpture is hand painted with detailed accents| Made in China. Designed in USA