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Gnometastic Double Chook Garden Gnome Statue - 8.45 Inches - Indoor/Outdoor Ornament

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Product Description

Security Examined

“The ORIGINAL”

Indoors / Outdoor






Climate Resistant






Paint Security Examined






Trigger Envy from Everybody






Relaxed & Completely satisfied


DEFINITELY NOT
Relies upon

NOT TODAY
Actually ANGRY
Nope
Not Him
DEFINITELY
Normally
Solely When His Nap is Disturbed
EXTREMELY
Private Motto
“It is 5pm Someplace”
“It is All Good!”
“F*#@Ok This”
“F@*!Ok THAT
“Thank You for My Social Gnome Safety”
“F*@Ok You”

“The Unique” Double Chook Gnome by Gnometastic! Indoor / Out of doors Naughty Backyard Gnome Statue for Garden, Desk or Residence Decor
Indignant Dude: He is not simply mad, this little man is giving each center fingers to simply about every thing that pisses him off – the cat subsequent door, irritating neighbors, pesky backyard fairies, small yapping canines and the silly squirrels!
Superior Ornament: Hilarious addition to your backyard, porch, yard, dwelling or workplace or anyplace you suppose is acceptable! | Makes a humorous gag present thought for women and men, nearly anybody with a humorousness will snicker at this odd little gnome!
Dimensions: Stands 8.45″ inches Tall x 4.5″ inches Extensive | Gnome figurine weighs 1 lb | Produced from Poly Resin and climate resistant
Security Examined: Licensed Lead Free Paint. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome sculpture is hand painted with detailed accents| Made in China. Designed in USA

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